Paul Dano

Probably the best actor under 30 (not counting Emile Hirsch).

-Jon

The Blossom

The real poem is actually about perceptions of sex, but lets just run with it.

-Jon

At Goodwill III

I hate seeing people from high school.

-Jon

Ham-bourgeoisie

This is literally what goes threw my head at work.

-Jon

Cavs Lose

Because that's what happens when Cleveland gets their hopes up.

-Jon

Jeffs

Nothing to add.

-Jon

I Feel So Old

I turned 21 yesterday.

-Jon